You Won’t Believe These Hot New Trends: To Camel Toe? Or Not To Camel Toe?
Seems last year's taboo and much-laughed-upon camel toe could be 2017's hot new trend. The question is could this actually be real? And why? WHY? Personally when I am wearing my favourite mum-uniform of Kmart yoga pants I feel pretty good. They're black. They make a vague attempt to suck in the wobbly bits and I pleasingly don't feel any...
Stay the Hell Away from My Kids Nap Time
The morning was still. The tea was hot.The feet were up. The TV was on. And then, the dogs were barking... “Hello?” a voice called from out front, thus unleashing round two of bark-nado on my living room. “Shhhh! Shhhhh!” I frantically shushed the hairy beasts, picking up the smaller one and toting him to the front door to face the...
12 Things You Should Never Say to a Pregnant Woman
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Pregnancy, it’s a beautiful thing. You’re bringing new life into the world and while this miracle is happening, your hormones and moods tend to make you a little loopy. Small things turn to big things which end in three ways, you laughing hysterically at something offensive (this rarely happens), crying hysterically or throwing a large Slurpee at someone (not...
Meet Lynn: The Real Life Elf (Still) on the Shelf. Can We Find Her a Man?
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Poking fun at her single self and embracing the popular e Elf on the Shelf phenomena, this ultra cool girl bought an Elf costume and dubbed herself 'Lynn the Elf Still on the Shelf'. Sydney's Lynn Heywood had a big idea in 2015 when her social media feed flooded with friends and family's photos of their Elf on the Shelf....
Confessions of a Lazy Mum: Shortcuts to Household Bliss
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Being a mother is a job like no other. Don’t hide your shameful shortcuts. Celebrate getting shit done with a smile and a parenting hack. Surviving the day happily, easily and sane is what it’s all about. Lazy mummy for the win! There’s no judgement here...join us for our confessions of a lazy mum! The truth about parenting? It’s hard. Physically, emotionally,...
Got a Mother In Law From Hell? Here’s Our Wildest Reader Confessions
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Mother in laws. What the actual f*ck. Is there some unwritten agreement amongst them that when their sons get hitched they no longer have to have any kind of filter? We think there must be. Because from what we’re hearing at Mum Central, mothers-in-law feel completely freaking free to say and do whatever the hell they want. Cue the Mother...
All I Want For Christmas Is 5 F*cking Seconds To Myself!
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Shove your slippers. Screw your jewellery. This mumma wants 5 seconds where nobody fights, asks for food or needs anything… Ah school holidays… insert collective groan from every mum I know. You crept up on us again you sneaky buggers. There I was, merrily chugging along. Week 2, week 6. I thought I had plenty of time. And suddenly it...
Who is Kirby Jenner? Check Out the Unofficial Kardashian’s Instagram!
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Far be it from a Kardashian to shy away from a selfie. Just like Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kylie and Kendall , Kirby is all about posting a parade of model-esqe pics. So, who is Kirby? Well, he’s Kirby Jenner—the little-known sib of the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Okay, so he’s not exactly a real brother to Kylie and Kendall. But, he’s get...
F*ck Me. Chia Pudding Has Never Looked So Good
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I don’t know what this guy is saying but let me tell you, I definitely want some. Truth be told I don’t even like chia that much but today I just don’t care. What can I say? Dessert has never looked so mouth-wateringly good. I just don’t know if its the food or the abs that have me drooling... Okay...
Use Your Manners to Get Cheaper Coffees Thanks to This Clever Barista
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How polite are you? When you stop off and see your local coffee shop barista, do you smile at them and ask how his day is going? One barista in Roanoke, VA thought that every customer should do just that. Austin Simms never intended for his actions to go viral. All that he did was write a few lines on a...