If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way mum told you in…
A shower is considered a luxury!
Most of your meals consist of bread crusts and fish fingers.
You find yourself washing clothes for a 3rd time because you keep forgetting to dry…
Baby wipes become your new all-purpose cleaner!
Going to the toilet alone is like holidaying at a resort!
 ‘Happy Hour’ is actually your child’s nap hour!