Join Dr. Susie O’Brien, author of The Secret of Half-Arsed Parenting, for a lesson in toddlerhood the half-arsed parenting way.
What they say: I want toast.
What they mean: “No matter what you put on my toast or how you cut it, it WILL be wrong and I will fling it at the cat’s head.”
“I looked down to see her blue in the lips, her face completely white, her eyes rolled back in her head, unconscious in my arms.” Have you ever heard of breath holding before? I hadn’t and it’s something that caught me completely off guard!
Good news for parents with toddlers! Who will be joining me on annual holidays paid for my kids in 30 years’ time?
Toddlers. They are temperamental little buggers right? The pint-sized dictators of our hearts and breakers…