It’s that time of year again! The one-day event where we mums get a sleep-in, a cup of tea in bed and a handmade card to say thanks for everything that we do.Â
Add a bit of humour to the day with these funny Mother’s Day cards that capture the joy of motherhood like no other.
We’ve searched far and wide (aka Etsy) to find the best of the best in funny Mother’s Day cards. Behold, 17 of our favourite ways to say “Thanks Mum” in card form.
1. Marked with loveÂ
Stretch marks. Better than nothing, right?

2. #mumlife forever
In case you needed a reminder that motherhood is 24/7…. here you go,

3. Nine months of no wine
Not an easy feat. But we all had to do it. And we deserve a card (and a toast) to celebrate this achievement.

4. Party like a mum
We reckon this is the perfect card for any mum with a pint-sized party animal.

5. Thanks for the phone callsÂ
And for the mums of teenagers who clearly don’t know how to text back… here’s a card just for you.

6. What’s for Dinner?
Or how about this lovely sentiment? I don’t think any three words better sum up motherhood.

7. Make Motherhood Great Again
For any political parents out there, here’s a card that’s sure to trump any hand made one!

8. Apology accepted
Grey hairs, saggy boobs, no money BUT a heart full of love! It’s worth the trade off we reckon.

9. Lucky they’re so cuteÂ
Damned straight. Three cheers for cute kids!

10. Truth bombs for Mother’s Day
You have to admit. If your son or daughter gave you this gem of a card, you’d have to chuckle.

11. A hard (placenta) pill to swallow
So, you didn’t get on the placenta-consumption bandwagon. That’s cool. You’re still awesome. This card proves it.

12. I swear you’re a great mum
It’s just not a round-up of funny Mother’s Day cards without the obligatory f-bomb.

13. Cliff hanger
See…they do listen.

14. Little white lies
If there’s one thing we’re good at, it’s learning how to bend the truth.

15. Snack bitch
Happy Snack Bitch Day!

16. Happeee Mother’s Day
Sneezing will never be the same.

17. Vagina monologuesÂ
The feeling is mutual. Most days.

Need more Mother’s Day inspiration? Check back in with us later this week for Mother’s Day gifts all mums will want.