Mouth on boob. Hand down shirt. Foot in face. No, it’s not a kinky version of Twister. It’s your typical day of breastfeeding a toddler.
Anytime is meal time, every position is on the table and your ability to discreetly breastfeed is officially a thing of the past.
If your toddler is constantly tugging at your shirt and has mastered the fine art of feeding standing up and upside down, then you’re doing it right.
Yup. This is the next level of breastfeeding ladies and gents. And, if you’ve made it this far, then you know that breastfeeding a toddler is a lesson in flexibility and stamina, especially for your poor nipples. #somuchouchÂ
Need proof? We’ve stumbled upon a whole team of breastfeeding toddlers giving gold medal performances in breastfeeding acrobatics. How many of these breastfeeding gymnastics poses has your tiny terror mastered?
1. Downward facing boob
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxqHIRenMw2/
2. Standing ovationÂ
https://www.instagram.com/p/BF9Xmn9kzwQ/
 3. Suck, suck, plank.
https://www.instagram.com/p/eaUyr-Jt63/
4. Balancing act
Why just feed when you can feed AND do a handstand?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNo8ZUcBo-5/
5. Upsidedown nap
6. Bum up, boob out
7. Couch potatoÂ
8. Booby bear hugÂ
Love this one!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWci7dujKJT/
9. Sock it to me
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0rFX48g4JI/
10. Double jab
https://www.instagram.com/p/Btwr4BpA7sY/
11. Breast foot forward
12. Resting boob face
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXfsi7GBLHT/
13. Pushing mum’s buttons
14. Hand and foot
https://www.instagram.com/p/BihvVmbDDRM/
15. Hair we go again
https://www.instagram.com/p/Be6AHc4Hp-q/
Yep. Breastfeeding a toddler is invasive, chaotic and painful. But, hey, it’s all part of the fun! What else is in store for your toddler days? Check out:
