It’s not even 6 am, your toddler is peacefully sleeping (for the next 15 minutes at least) and you grab for your coffee cup. It’s clean and gets the job done. But it’s also oh-so-plain.

Why not start your day with a funny little saying, humour-infused quote or a gasp and a giggle? These awesome Etsy finds are cool, crafty and even a little bit outrageous.

  1. Hey pretty lady. Pretty Twisted Vinyl’s coffee cup creation motivates in quite the straightforward way – minus the cheese factor. you're fucking beautiful motivating funny coffee mug - quote mug best friend gift for her - customized mature adult inappropriate humor cup
  2. Not morning ready, yet. The cup’s filled to the brim. That means mummy’s not ready to discuss who’s on drop-off duty and where the lunchboxes are. The Tiny One’s Shh coffee mug makes coffee drinking comical with its “now you may speak” measuring cup.
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  3. What’s inside? Is it coffee? Really? Maybe, but maybe not. Joyful Moose’s “There’s a chance this is whiskey” mug says it all. Funny Coffee Mug - Funny Whiskey Gift - Funny Saying Coffee Mug
  4. Wine where? If whiskey isn’t your cup of tea, Madeline Home Decor’s mug may be a must-have.
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  5. For the literati. 1 Mean Mug’s perfect play on words is exactly the morning pick me up that any academic needs.
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  6. Foxy figure. Fox or – well, you get it — on Oh Hello Sugar Gift’s marvellous mug.
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  7. Mummy gift. Looking for a giggling little gift for mum (or dad)? J and A Wares has one that’s sweet, savvy and sarcastic. Funny Coffee Mug, Favorite Child, Ceramic Coffee Mug, Quote Mug, Funny Mug, Mug Funny, Unique Coffee Mug, Gift for Mom, Gift for Dad
  8. Picture Perfect. Cuddle Cupcakes uses adorable little pics to give a not-so-adorable little message.
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  9. Too true. JC Dezigns couldn’t have said it better with this one.
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  10. Whale watching. Blue Fox’s watery whale sums it up for most of us (or at least those of us who might like a few more hours of kid-free sleep). Cute Coffee Mug,Funny mug,Mornings Blow,Morning Coffee, Whale mug, I hate mornings mug,Coffee Cup,Not a Morning person,Mug, MUG-286
  11. The hashtag has it. Bee Doodle Creation’s #ownit mug gives sweet inspiration for the rest of the day.
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  12. Great grammar. Your – you’re? Amourable Art’s crafty creation is ideal for the well-spoken person in your life.
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  13. Science centered. Serve up a cup of coffee with Humerus Ware’s periodic table-inspired mug.
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  14. Not so grown-up. When you just can’t – or just can’t today.
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  15. Just ok. Not thrilled? Not fantastic? This mug is more of a, “meh.”
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  16. Not coffee. Knot Work Shop’s tea mug makes a ‘punny’ play on the old saying.
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  17. No Pilates please. Who hasn’t thought this before? Hinzpirations’ mug says what most of us are probably feeling first thing in the morning. Funny Coffee Mug - Pilates? I Thought You Said Pie and Lattes - Hand Painted Coffee Mug - Pilates - Mug - Personalized Mug - Custom Gift
  18. Britney baby. Shop Four Arrows lets you know if Britney could do it, so can you.
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  19. Yoga you. Yoga, this early? Not on this mug!
  20. Day drinker. Yours Truly Emb ‘keeps things professional’ with this comical cup.
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