Tap That! Vagina Beer is Now Brewing and This is NOT a Joke

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, a Polish beer company has brewed up a batch of yeasty deliciousness known as Vagina Beer. 

Made from the “essence of hot underwear models”, vagina beer is on tap at various pubs in Polish city, Katowice.

The, um, ‘interesting’ concoction comes out of a Warsaw brewery known as The Order of Yoni. Which translates to The Order of – you guessed it – Va-Ja-Ja.

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What’s brewing? Oh, you know, lactic acid from vagina

Two specific vaginas, actually. Those of underwear models Monika and Paulina, who shared their special essence with The Order of Yoni.

The founder of the company, Wojtek Mann, described the process by which a gynaecologist took smears from their two models and had the lactic acid bacteria isolated in a lab.

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“Using hi-tech microbiological techniques, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a unique woman,” the website explains.

‘The secret of the beer lies in her vagina’ 

As expected, the promotional photos advertising vagina beer are incredibly sensual with Paulina and Monika half-naked and drinking their own brews. Weird, right?

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But is vagina beer all its cracked up to be? One of the first customers who tasted the beer, Grzegorz Majewski, doesn’t think so. For one, a pint of vagina beer costs about $10 – or nearly the same as a whole bottle of wine.

“People will try it out of curiosity, but I don’t think it will be a regular addition on the table for beer lovers,” Majewski explains.

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So what do we think ladies? Would you like to see vagina beer make its way to Australia?

Yeah. Nah. I’ll stick to other VB thanks, mate. Sure, it might be bitter, but, hey, at least it’s not made from a vagina.

Looking for more strange things people have done with their vaginas? These crazy vagina trends are sure to hit the spot. 

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Born and raised in Canada, Jenna now lives in Far North Queensland with her tribe. When the mum-of-three is not writing, you can find her floating in the pool, watching princess movies, frolicking on the beach, bouncing her baby to sleep or nagging her older kids to put on their pants.

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