25 Cheeky and Clever Valentine’s Day Cards You’ll Actually Want to Give. Order Yours Today!

Aw, it’s time to give your sweetie a cute Valentine’s Day Card! Hand your husband, partner, BFF or anyone else you love a greeting that is a bit better (or more than a bit better) than ‘good’.

Check out some of these crafty, comical and adorable imaginative cards we found on Etsy.  

Click on each link to shop direct and have your Valentine’s Day Cards delivered straight to your door, just in time!

  1. Teeny tiny. Who wouldn’t want the smallest bouquet in the world? Ok, so it’s not the absolute smallest bouquet, but the mini roses that come inside of this matchbox Valentine are outright adorable.  BUY NOWFunny Valentine Card/ Valentine's Day Card /"Will you be my Valentine?"/ Cute Proposal Card/ Valentine Matchbox
  2. Enough said? An understatement at best, “You’ll do” is sarcastically snarky for those who get the humour.  BUY NOWFunny Valentine's Day Card. You'll Do Card. 100% Recycled
  3. Tender Tinder? You swiped right, and found the right guy (or girl).   BUY NOWTinder Valentine's Day Card - Funny Valentines Day Card - Funny Love Card - I Love You Card - Valentine Card - Anniversary Card
  4. Super cheese. Sick of those cheesy Valentine’s? This card takes the cake (or, rather – the cheese).  BUY NOWCheesy Valentine's Card - Funny Valentine's Card - card for foodies - card for cheese lovers
  5. BFF card. Not every holiday card is going to your honey. This one is the best for your BFF.  BUY NOWFriend Valentine's Day Card / Best Friend Valentine / Funny Valentine / Galentine Best Bitch
  6. Mum’s idea. What wife hasn’t thought this before?  BUY NOWFunny Valentines Day Card - I Still Love You
  7. Fab food. “Udon know” just how cute this card is!  BUY NOWFunny Valentine card, funny valentines day card, funny love card for boyfriend, husband, wife, hand drawn card, pun card, udon card
  8. Food funnies. Wrapping just about anything in bacon is better, right?  BUY NOWYOU AND BACON - Funny Love Card - Funny Valentine Card - Funny Valentine - Awkward Love Card - I Love You Card - I Love You and Bacon
  9. Best to be around. For the picky couple. BUY NOWFunny Valentines Day Card, Valentines Card, Funny Love Card, Greeting Card, Blank Greeting Card, Funny Card, Love Card, Valentine Card
  10. Too true. Want a basic statement? This one serves it up. BUY NOWfunny valentine card my life would suck without you valentines day card romantic card anniversary card birthday card best friend gift
  11. Chocolate lovers. No, let’s not test this one.  BUY NOWFunny Valentine Card / Valentine for Him / Humor Valentine / Love card / Handdrawn Card
  12. Granny panties. Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be all Victoria’s Secret and roses.  BUY NOWFunny Valentine Card, Funny Valentine, Valentine's Day Card, Sexy Granny Panties, Funny Valentine, Granny Panties Card, Cute Valentine Card
  13. Make him smile. Funny, but it’s also what he’s really hoping you’ll say.   BUY NOWINSTANT DOWNLOAD Printable Funny Valentine "Happy Valentine's Day (you can play with my boobs if you want)" Naughty Suggestive Card
  14. Catty card. Cats do love their boxes. But, this card shows that special someone that you’re even more into him (or her). BUY NOWFunny Valentines Card ∙ Funny Anniversary Card ∙ Funny Cat Card ∙ I Love You More Than Cats Love Boxes
  15. Perfect man. Ryan Gosling, your hubby – either or. BUY NOWFunny Valentine's Day card / Snarky Valentine / Valentine's Day / Ryan Gosling valentine
  16. Beat boredom. Many, many, many years of marriage later… This card shouts how superb the simple is.  BUY NOWLove Card, Anniversary Card, Funny Valentine's Card, Valentine's Day Card, Funny Valentine, I Love Our Boring Life
  17. Cheap, but sweet. No, it’s not really cheap. But, it’s got a sentiment with snark.
    BUY NOWFunny Valentines Day Card - Obligatory Cheap Valentines day card - cheeky little alternative card for someone who would see the funny side
  18. Donut miss this card. It’s sweet, it’s cute and it has adorable icing.  BUY NOWDonut Valentines Day Card, Birthday Card
  19. Snuggle buddy. The silly pic on this Valentine tells your honey that you need a cuddle (at least once every now and then).  BUY NOWFunny Valentine Card for Him, Funny Birthday Card - Cute Naughty Kawaii, Brown Teddy Bear, Recycled Card - Snuggle Anniversary Card For Her
  20. Taco truth. What more do you really need?  BUY NOWYou and Me and Tacos: Valentine's Day Card, Anniversary Card, Love Card, Friendship Card
  21. Pizza perfecto. It’s so very heart felt (literally, the pizza is made out of felt).
    BUY NOWPizza card - love you to pizzas - pizza my heart - valentines day card
  22. Baby daddy. That tantrum-prone toddler didn’t get here on her own. BUY NOWFunny Valentine's Day Card for Husband / Funny Father's Day Card / Birthday Card / Husband / Baby Daddy
  23. Juice Box Babe. Who wouldn’t get a giggle out of this juicy card?  BUY NOWFunny Juice Valentines Day Pun Card // Quirky Cute Love Drink
  24. Piece of the pie. You can personalise this Valentine, letting your love know just why he’s so important.  BUY NOWmum central
  25. Date night. Figure out the equation for a Valentine’s Day date night you won’t forget.
    BUY NOWSexy Valentine's Day Card for boyfriend girlfriend wife or husband, you + me x wine - clothes
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Belinda's a passionate advocate for community and connection. As the founder of the Mum Central Network she’s committed to celebrating the journey that is Australian parenthood. Mum to two cheeky boys, and wife to her superstar husband, they live a busy but crazy lifestyle in Adelaide. Great conversation, close friends and good chocolate are her chosen weapons for daily survival. Oh, and bubbles. Champagne is key.

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