We’ve all read reviews on Amazon, some helpful, some hilarious, and a few that make you wonder how they ever made it past moderation. But one dad has flipped the script in the most hilarious way possible: reviewing his newborn baby like a product fresh out of the box. And yes, it’s as funny as it sounds.
In a now-viral TikTok posted by @camonall, dad Jordan sits calmly on the couch, baby in arms, and launches into what can only be described as a five-star comedy sketch disguised as an Amazon review.
“This came about five-and-a-half weeks ago,” he begins, holding his baby like a proud but slightly baffled customer. “Came in a very sturdy box, I might add.”
And just like that, we’re hooked. It’s giving “unboxing meets sleep deprivation,” and we’re here for every second of it.
We’re talking full-on parenting unboxing content here, and honestly, more dads should try it. His delivery is so straight-faced, you’d think he was reviewing a power tool. But instead of drill bits, he’s discussing weight (6lbs 14oz), length (21 inches), and… gassy mode.
Yep. According to this new dad, his little one came with “extra gassy mode activated,” and we’d like to speak to whoever was in charge of quality control at the baby factory.
Specs, Features & Flatulence
Jordan continues his review with all the precision of a seasoned tech reviewer: “She came in at 21 inches, 6 pounds and 14 ounces,” he says, like he’s rattling off the specs of a new iPhone.
But things quickly take a turn.
“She came with gassy mode activated,” he deadpans. “It’s been really difficult to try and deactivate that.”
If you’re a parent, you know. Babies don’t come with instructions, but they do come with unpredictable bodily functions. And this baby is apparently pumping out enough gas to power a small lawn mower. “Be aware,” he warns fellow “buyers,” “if you’re ordering the same model, it may come with some additional gas.”
Jordan takes it in stride, though. In true Amazon fashion, he offers a casual warning for future buyers: “Be aware, if you’re ordering the same model, this one may come with some additional gas.”
Honestly? Iconic. Not since “Wipe Warmer 3000” has a product review been so oddly relatable.
Surprise Accessories: Tongue Tie and Lip Tie
As with all Amazon deliveries, there are sometimes unexpected surprises. And this one didn’t disappoint.
“She also came with a tongue tie and a lip tie,” Jordan shares. “Not sure if that was an accident during production or something we just weren’t expecting.”
That’s right, his baby came with two bonus features no one added to cart. But in true parent fashion, he shrugs it off like it’s just another firmware update.
“We’re working with the manufacturer,” he jokes, “trying to figure out if that’s something we can get fixed or if it’s just the way it is.”
Ten points for keeping a straight face while navigating a feeding challenge. And ten more for calling the hospital the “manufacturer.”
Bonus Features: Lip-Tie and Tongue-Tie
But wait, there’s more! This particular unit also came with “a tongue tie and a lip tie,” two optional extras no one asked for but got anyway. In parenting terms, that means feeding difficulties, doctor’s visits, and another item added to the “WTF is this?” list that new parents keep in the Notes app.
Despite the unexpected add-ons, Jordan remains calm. “We’re dealing with that,” he says, as if talking about a minor software bug rather than the struggle of trying to breastfeed a baby with extra oral hardware.
Talk about new dad energy. Cool, calm, and just trying to make it to nap time.
Ratings, Reviews & Dad-Level Honesty
Now, to the all-important part of any product review: the rating.
“I’d give her probably four-and-a-half out of five stars,” he says, clearly smitten but keeping things professional. “Five stars for looks, of course. But we’re gonna deduct half a star for gas and some of the unexpected features.”
In the world of online reviews, this one’s gold. Practical, honest, and not afraid to call out flaws, even when those flaws are fart-related.
@camonall 4.5 stars. Accidentally got the extra gassy mode. 5/5 for looks though.#amazonfinds #productreview ♬ original sound – CamOnAll
Internet Parents = Activated
Unsurprisingly, TikTok users couldn’t get enough. The comments section became a full-blown parenting thread with mums and dads chiming in with their own reviews:
- “Mine came with colic and a volume setting stuck on max. Would not recommend the 2024 batch.”
- “Trying to return mine but customer service said ‘you made it, it’s yours now.’”
- “How do I disable the poop cannon function???”
And our personal fave: “Currently waiting on sleep mode to activate… been five months. No sign yet.”
Final Thoughts: 10/10, Would Laugh Again
Jordan’s video is more than just a funny clip, it’s a breath of fresh air for new parents wading through nappies, sleepless nights, and the overwhelming feeling that everyone else has it all together.
This dad? He’s showing us that parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. It can be funny, messy, and full of fart jokes, and still be completely beautiful.
Because yes, your newborn might come with surprise features, endless emissions, and zero return policy… but with a little humour and a lot of love, you’ll figure it out.
So, what’s the official rating on Jordan’s “order”? We’re going to go ahead and give it five stars for comedy, relatability, and pure dad energy.
After all, as Jordan so perfectly put it:
“Came in a sturdy box. Gassy mode activated. Looks? Five stars. Would definitely recommend, with a few disclaimers.”
