F*ck Me. Chia Pudding Has Never Looked So Good


I don’t know what this guy is saying but let me tell you, I definitely want some.

Truth be told I don’t even like chia that much but today I just don’t care. What can I say? Dessert has never looked so mouth-wateringly good. I just don’t know if its the food or the abs that have me drooling…


Okay total lie. It’s the abs. And maybe the bulge in the undies when he’s using the blender. Too much? Oh come on, you thought it too!

Peruvian Franco Noriega, 27, has been voted the world’s sexiest chef and has notched up millions of hits online with his near-naked webcasts of him cooking. The model was discovered by photographer Mario Testino in 2007 and is an aspiring film actor. Since moving into cooking Noriega has amassed thousands of fans online sharing his risqué cooking tips with his 164,000 followers.

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For those that would like to experience Noriega’s food in the flesh he has opened a restaurant in New York, a Peruvian rotisserie called Baby Brasa, specialising in ‘clean’ food.

Call it #mummyporn if you will. Personally I think it’s the equivalent of eating the Nutella from the jar with a spoon in the pantry but without the calories – or the kids finding you. And by that I mean, I like it. Very, very much.

Signing off. I need to watch this one more time. I mean, it’s a very tricky recipe!


Posted by Franco Noriega on Tuesday, 18 October 2016

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