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What the Coronation Afterparty SHOULD Have Looked Like

Camilla’s grooving up a storm, Charles is donning a Hawaiian shirt, and Kate’s spinning the beats. Thanks to the powers of AI, we have a glimpse of the biggest social event of the year – the Coronation afterparty. And, oh what a night it was!

Imagine if this is what the Coronation afterparty actually looked like.

Neil Harris from Perth used an app called Midjourney to create the AI photo series and shared it on social media over the weekend. With the world abuzz from the Coronation and the gazillion pics of the guests looking prim and proper, these photos are a breath of fantastically freaky fresh air.

The scenes look like they are taken straight out of a Wes Anderson movie and they are hilarious! Harris said it took at least 3-4 hours for the bots to get working, but he was happy with the results.

“The party looks like it would have been a laugh, I think it definitely would have been more fun than the actual party I’m sure they had, and better than the coronation concert too,” Harris told Metro.co.uk.

Let’s get the coronation afterparty started, shall we?

Coronation afterparty AI - King Charles
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First, we discover the King himself, looking like he’s Fear and Loathing in London. Can we just take a minute to appreciate the size of that cigarette?

Coronation afterparty AI - Prince Harry
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Harry was also in attendance looking every bit like the dreamboat with his bare chest and green necklace. Work it, Harry.

Coronation afterparty AI - Prince George
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George took to the dance floor too with his huge bug eyes and epic TikTok dance moves. Lay off the punch, son.

Coronation afterparty AI - Charles and Meghan
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The King decided to return to his stuffy suit for a Pulp Fiction dance with the overly skinny Meghan Markle. He also brought his swollen red hands with him.

Kate and William also headed to the dance floor in questionable attire.

Coronation afterparty AI - Kate on dance floor
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Coronation afterparty AI - William on dance floor
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Kate put on her best velvet tracky dacks and William went with an understated look of ALL the colours paired with the world’s dorkiest grin.

Coronation afterparty AI - Camilla
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But the star of the stage is clearly Queen Cam who rocked the yellow and clearly has no time for any haters. The pose, the smile, the weird-ass finger thumb, it’s all happening, folks.

Party on, Royals

Coronation afterparty AI - Kate Dj
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As we leave the dance floor we find another Kate moment as she works the decks in her pearls and regal pyjamas, definitely not from Shein.

Coronation afterparty AI
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Princess Anne was also in attendance, looking especially happy to be part of the vibe.

But perhaps she’s just confused about why her nephew is dressed like a carpet from the 60s.

Coronation afterparty AI
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Put that instrument down, Will. No one wants to hear your rendition of Wonder Wall.

The morning after

Harris also shared some additional shots of what we can only describe as the world’s saddest morning after as the Royals return to reality in their tracksuits. Wes Anderson vibes are strong.

Coronation afterparty AI
Source: Facebook

The Royals meet Royal Tenanbaums, Meghan and Harry are super stoked about life. They might deliver some packages for DHL later today too if they can finish those mega goblets of juice.

Coronation afterparty AI
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Camilla looks like she’s gonna hurl all over those dried fingers on the table.

Coronation afterparty AI
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Kate made it to breakfast but she’s not really digging the platter of fortune cookies she was offered. Hair on point though.

Coronation afterparty AI
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Camilla returns from brunch to put on her matching tracky dacks and try to recall what exactly happened last night.

Coronation afterparty AI - king charles
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Meanwhile, King Charles didn’t make it to brekkie but he did manage to put on his Sunday best to pose with a throne full of empties. Good on ya Chuck. It’s not a party until you sit amongst it in the morning and wonder what the eff happened.

Coronation afterparty AI - King Charles
Source: Facebook

Feels, Chuck. All the feels.

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Born and raised in Canada, Jenna now lives in Far North Queensland with her tribe. When the mum-of-three is not writing, you can find her floating in the pool, watching princess movies, frolicking on the beach, bouncing her baby to sleep or nagging her older kids to put on their pants.