Ever wanted to tell your ex to go eat a bag of d*cks? Well, now you can, and without the drama of him lashing out thanks to this hilarious Etsy store.
The store, appropriately called ShipABagofDicks will not only send out a lovely bag of gummy-shaped penises to the asshole in your life, but they will do so anonymously so he won’t be the wiser.
For the ex who has everything…
Guys, I don’t know about you, but this is my favourite Valentines’s Day find eve,r especially if you do happen to have an ex-partner that causes you a bit of grief.
Sure, it’s a little on the petty side, but, hey, sometimes ex-partners need to be put in their place. And I can’t think of a better way to do so than by telling them to go eat a bag of gummy d*cks.
Your enemy deserves better
The colourful confectionary is already a widely popular present year-round but we reckon it will fly on Valentine’s Day. According to the product description:
The Original Bag Of D**ks. Our package is the BIGGEST Bag Of D**ks available anywhere! Our competition uses tiny, tasteless d**ks. Their Bag Of D**ks is barely half the size of ours. Your friend or enemy deserves better. They deserve our big, juicy, mouth-watering gummy d**ks.”
One big bag of gummy d*cks cost around $13 AUD plus shipping, making it a bargain for sweet, sweet revenge. And let’s face it, (some of) our exes deserve nothing less.