Send Your Ex a Bag of Gummy D*cks for Valentine’s Day


Ever wanted to tell your ex to go eat a bag of d*cks? Well, now you can, and without the drama of him lashing out thanks to this hilarious Etsy store.

The store, appropriately called ShipABagofDicks will not only send out a lovely bag of gummy-shaped penises to the asshole in your life, but they will do so anonymously so he won’t be the wiser.

gummy dicks for your ex
For the special d*ckhed in your life. Source: Etsy/ShipABagOfDicks

For the ex who has everything… 

Guys, I don’t know about you, but this is my favourite Valentines’ Day find ever, especially if you do happen to have an ex-partner that causes you a bit of grief.

Sure, it’s a little on the petty side, but, hey, sometimes ex-partners need to be put in their place. And I can’t think of a better way to do so than by telling them to go eat a bag of gummy d*cks.

gummy dicks for Valentine's Day
Say it with gummy d*cks this V-Day Source: Etsy/ShipABagOfDicks

Your enemy deserves better

The colourful confectionary is already a widely popular present year-round but we reckon it will fly on Valentine’s Day!

According to the product description:

The Original Bag Of D**ks. Our package is the BIGGEST Bag Of D**ks available anywhere! Our competition uses tiny, tasteless d**ks. Their Bag Of D**ks is barely half the size of ours. Your friend or enemy deserves better. They deserve our big, juicy, mouth-watering gummy d**ks.”

One big bag of gummy d*cks cost around $13 AUD plus shipping, making it a bargain for sweet, sweet revenge. And let’s face it, (some of) our exes deserve nothing less.

More V-Day cheer

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Born and raised in Canada, Jenna now lives in Far North Queensland with her tribe. When the mum-of-three is not writing, you can find her floating in the pool, watching princess movies, frolicking on the beach, bouncing her baby to sleep or nagging her older kids to put on their pants.

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