The Bogan Baby Names of 2021 are Out and They are as Cringy as You'd Expect

If you’re a little bit fancy and prefer your baby names on the posh side, then LOOK AWAY NOW because you’re entering Bogan territory. We’re talking bogan baby names that are horribly misspelled, made-up and inspired by everything from plastic to plants, even our lady parts. *Face palm.

Author Sabrina Rogers-Anderson has been sharing her top selection of bogan baby names for years now. She is an expert in the industry and even wrote a book about it back in 2017.

This year may be our all-time fave collection of bogan baby names though, with klassics like Chardae and Crash taking the crown this year. Other gems include Vagina, Summerbreeze and Fysh.

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Trust us, these names are sure to leave you cringing for days to come but you CANNOT not read them, right? I mean, it’s a crime not to.

So, ladies and gents, raise your VBs and chardonnay (pronounced Cardonnay ya pack of Chunts) and let’s toast the class of bogan baby names of 2021.

Top bogan baby names 2021 – girls

1. Chardae
2. Jenesis
3. Mattel
4. Sharlet
5. Summerbreeze
6. SaTiva
7. Indica
8. Trynyty
9. Zacqueline
10. Vagina

Really? You’re going with Vagina?

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Top bogan baby names 2021 – boys

Crash
Fysh
Heller
Jacksin
Kuba
Legend
Lundynn. That’s London. In case you were as confused as I was.
Lynxx
Pinches
Rolexus.

Every year, I think my annual list will be the last because surely I’ve covered every bogan name in Australia. But every year, Aussie parents prove me wrong,” Sabrina Rogers-Anderson wrote on Kidspot.

2021 has brought us a few other crackers, such as siblings Metallica, Pantera and Slayer as well as Usain Bolt’s trio, Thunder Bolt, Olympia Lightning Bolt and Saint Leo Bolt.

Check out last year’s top bogan names to see how the new crop compares.