If you’re a little bit fancy and prefer your baby names on the posh side, then LOOK AWAY NOW because you’re entering Bogan territory. We’re talking bogan baby names that are horribly misspelled, made-up and inspired by everything from plastic to plants, even our lady parts. *Face palm.
This year may be our all-time fave collection of bogan baby names though, with klassics like Chardae and Crash taking the crown this year. Other gems include Vagina, Summerbreeze and Fysh.
Trust us, these names are sure to leave you cringing for days to come but you CANNOT not read them, right? I mean, it’s a crime not to.
So, ladies and gents, raise your VBs and chardonnay (pronounced Cardonnay ya pack of Chunts) and let’s toast the class of bogan baby names of 2021.
Top bogan baby names 2021 – girls
Really? You’re going with Vagina?
Top bogan baby names 2021 – boys
- Lundynn. That’s London. In case you were as confused as I was.
Every year, I think my annual list will be the last because surely I’ve covered every bogan name in Australia. But every year, Aussie parents prove me wrong,” Sabrina Rogers-Anderson wrote on Kidspot.
2021 has brought us a few other crackers, such as siblings Metallica, Pantera and Slayer as well as Usain Bolt’s trio, Thunder Bolt, Olympia Lightning Bolt and Saint Leo Bolt.
Check out last year’s top bogan names to see how the new crop compares.
Top bogan names 2020
You can check out the full list here.
And in 2019…
Top bogan names 2019
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