It’s 2019, the year of the pig, but, if the latest fashion trend is anything to go by, it should be the year of the GOAT.
Thanks to French fashion house Maison Margeila, women are frothing over these odd-shaped shoes, affectionately known as goat shoes.
No, we’re not hoofing around here.
Go Goat Shoe or Go Home
So, what is a goat shoe? It’s pretty much a camel toe, but on your toes. Goat shoes come in various styles, all with the signature split-toe sock, which will make your foot look like a goat’s hoof. #fashiongoals
Recently, actress Cody Fern pranced down the Red Carpet in the Tabi goat shoe model. And now everyone wants in on the action.
There is a whole range of goat shoe styles to choose from too – canvas sneakers, loafers, high tops and boots for both men and women. And they cost a pretty penny too! The Tabi leather boot is $1572 on MatchesFashion.com.au.
Not even kidding…
What the Bleat is Happening to Fashion?
This isn’t the first time a completely unusual trend has swept through the farshun world (Yes, in 2019 it’s not fashion. It’s FARSHUN, darling). There have been heaps of other ‘interesting’ articles of clothing and beauty trends that have left us wondering what in the world…
Remember these barely-there bikini bottoms that give your flaps free-range to hang about? They went crazy on social media and the comments were HILARIOUS! Take this lovely comment, for example:
“Sweet lord, this would make my vagina look like a hedgehog stuck under a floorboard”
Amen girl.
Next, we have the trendy Vulva scarf. Because nothing says ‘sexy’ quite like a vulva around the neck. This hairy number was designed by none-other-than Fendi and retails for $1300. So much WHY!!??
Sticking to the obsession with the female anatomy, we’ve also got these beautiful vagina nails.
And, we can’t forget these lovely super long toenails, another beauty trend we can’t quite figure out.
Then there was that time an LA-based designer tried to pass off these bits of fabric as $170 jeans. Um..mate…where’s the rest of them??
And, of course, it wouldn’t be a walk down weird fashion alley without mentioning that time women used to frolic around with glitter on their bums. Sparkle Butts unite.
Sparkle butts, vulva scarfs and now goat shoes… yes, the world is a weird place, indeed. What will they come up with next?
