If you’re searching for Pinterest-inspired sweets and treats to bake for your family during isolation, then this is not the place. But if you’re on the hunt for awful-looking baking fails to make you feel better about your own efforts, then have we got a selection of sweets to tickle your ego.
Cookies, cakes, breads and bickies, oh my! Have a look at our top 10 fave isolation baking fails of the week.
1. These law-breaking cookies
Guess they didn’t get the 1.5m memo.
https://twitter.com/yasminesalam_/status/1243308228223684609
2. This Jacinta cake
Okay, so this is actually pretty feckin’ good I reckon. You know, as far as creepy cakes go. I wonder how Jacinta tasted.
3. This very melty brownie
Clearly trying to escape the madness of isolation.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_LWoiLpLzb/
4. These delicious vegan piles of poop
With extra crunch on top.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_I18X1lK9E/
5. This horrific creatureÂ
Look closely and it appears to have little fingers grasping for the table. #HelpMe
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_KNqqLnDEf/
6. This penis pancake
It’s just not a baking fail roundup without a few phallic fails.
My bonus kid requested Nerf bullet pancakes from his grandmother. I don't think she intended to make penis pancakes but, here we are. #bakingfail #BakingBad #penispancakes pic.twitter.com/xkZqSqFUvP
— Mrs. Griffin (@ckeltner) April 18, 2020
7. This dirty Dolly cakeÂ
Looks like Dolly’s been doing the 9pm to 5am shift…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsQ0lrkhanw/
8. This squashed seal
Is it a cake or a giant potato?
I totally flopped this one. It turned out like a squashed seal. It makes alright toast though. #bakingfail pic.twitter.com/9K9i6hD6Hc
— Eleanor Darlington (@efdarlington) April 14, 2020
9. This hot mess
When you run out of icing and use hot tar instead…
10. And, finally, this pan of Sasquatch feces
The horror.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DkxzhAs0k/
Stay home and bake
These are only a few of the hilarious quarantine baking fails making the rounds and proving that many of us are spending our days in the kitchen, attempting to learn a new skill while staying home.
If you are on the hunt for easy failproof baking goods, then these ones are worth a second look.
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- MUD CAKE HACK: Easy Step-By-Step Pinata Cake Tutorial: No Baking Required
- 11 Easy Pull Apart Cupcake Cakes ANYONE Can Make
For more epic baking and cooking fails, check out 11 Epic Easter Cake & Baking Fails and Peppa Pig Baking Fails.Â