If you’re searching for Pinterest-inspired sweets and treats to bake for your family during isolation, then this is not the place. But if you’re on the hunt for awful-looking baking fails to make you feel better about your own efforts, then have we got a selection of sweets to tickle your ego.
Cookies, cakes, breads and bickies, oh my! Have a look at our top 10 fave isolation baking fails of the week.
1. These law-breaking cookies
Guess they didn’t get the 1.5m memo.
help my cookies are not social distancing pic.twitter.com/n8yVSdjSvJ
— Yasmine Salam 🇱🇧 (@yasminesalam_) March 26, 2020
2. This Jacinta cake
Okay, so this is actually pretty feckin’ good I reckon. You know, as far as creepy cakes go. I wonder how Jacinta tasted.
3. This very melty brownie
Clearly trying to escape the madness of isolation.
4. These delicious vegan piles of poop
With extra crunch on top.
5. This horrific creature
Look closely and it appears to have little fingers grasping for the table. #HelpMe
6. This penis pancake
It’s just not a baking fail roundup without a few phallic fails.
— Mrs. Griffin (@ckeltner) April 18, 2020
7. This dirty Dolly cake
Looks like Dolly’s been doing the 9pm to 5am shift…
8. This squashed seal
Is it a cake or a giant potato?
— Eleanor Darlington (@efdarlington) April 14, 2020
9. This hot mess
When you run out of icing and use hot tar instead…
10. And, finally, this pan of Sasquatch feces
Stay home and bake
These are only a few of the hilarious quarantine baking fails making the rounds and proving that many of us are spending our days in the kitchen, attempting to learn a new skill while staying home.
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