18 Online Shopping Purchases that Buyers Deeply Regret

Online shopping can be such a rewarding experience. You see something. You love it so you buy it. Then you wait for it to appear on your doorstep, wrapped up and ready for you to enjoy. 

It’s like Christmas every time you get an online order. Except when the online order is anything like these massive disappointments below! 

Gird your loins because we’ve discovered the worst of the worst when it comes to online shopping fails. Which one is the worst? We’ll let you be the judge!

This terrifying face pillow

We’ll start our countdown of online shopping fails with this personalised pillow that will literally haunt you every night. I’d rather sleep with that child that crawls out of the TV from The Ring, thanks very much. 

These swollen shoes

When you need a pair of shoes to match your swollen feet. 

This smart watch

I mean, you gotta give the company credit for cheekiness. And also demand a refund ASAP. 

This disproportioned teddy bear

Legs for days. 

This unstuffed teddy bear

I think I’d prefer the long-legged bear over this sad thing. Who knew you had to order bear stuffing extra?

These party pants

Made especially for the long-legged bear above. 

This pretty pantsuit

Camel toe on point. 

This summery flamingo frock

Never mind the fact they forget to include the middle of it. 

And the bottom of it. #NiceTry

This baggy sh*t show

Looks like something made out of grandma’s underwear collection. 

In other news, does anyone else find this picture is a perfect representation of their boobs, before and after breastfeeding? Or just me?

This mini mask

No words. 

This cat coat

Meow. 

These lovely flowers

It’s the thought that counts, right? 

This three-foot pool

Well, they weren’t wrong. 

These teeny toe tights

One size fits all. 

This monster dust-pan

TBH I’d be pretty stoked to get this beast of a dust pan. Perfect for ploughing dust. Or snow. 

This tasty treat

This is what happens when Spongebob does too many hits of LSD. 

This magic carpet

This gentleman needed a rug for his living room. He’s clearly happy with his online purchase. 

And, finally, this cup that pretty much sums up online shopping fails

You have ONE job. Don’t fnck it up. 

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