Holy laser hair removal. Fashion Nova, you’ve outdone yourself with this sexy bodysuit number and the internet seemingly clutched their crotch in agreement. Ouch.
One look at this sexy leopard-print-meets-butterfly, barely-there bodysuit from Fashion Nova might have you putting down your bag of chips and muttering “a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the hips”. But you needn’t bother brushing those crumbs away – this bodysuit barely touches either of those regions.
I love things that refuse to go away on the internet, resurfacing as a viral wave, bringing us joy and laughter before slipping away until next time. That, my friends, is this sky-high cut bodysuit from Fashion Nova.
Fashion Nova strikes Facebook… again
Taking Facebook by storm once again, the comments both then and now, continue to pass the vibe check. They really do. While there were some comments of outrage over digitally enhancing a woman’s body, they were vastly outweighed with funnier comments on the questionable bodysuit itself.
“What kind of sorcery is this? No way that is designed to contain any size of whisker biscuit”
“It takes some hella origami skills to fold flaps so neatly”
“Where’s the rest of it? Both the clothing article and her little baby taco”
Told you, the comment section of the original Facebook post is GOLD.
But back to the bodysuit… It DOES have full sleeves though so I’m guessing that’s where the full coverage comes into play. There’s more fabric covering the arms than there is in your torso and lady-garden region. And if this is the front, then holy mother of haemorrhoids I’m too scared for what’s in store for the back. I suspect your bum is in for an abrasive butt-cheek flossing.
Leave it to TikTok to try the ‘vagina hammock’
Curious to know how such a teeny tiny bodysuit fits in real life? Sam Ramsdell actually ordered the garment to find out for herself, posting her try-on haul of what she calls the “vagina hammock” to TikTok. Her reaction, along with her husband’s, is positively priceless… and spoiler alert: expected. Watch it below for a giggle!
@samramsdell5 #greenscreen – this is not okay 😂 #fashionnova #tryonhaul #tryonwithme ♬ original sound – samramsdell5
Unbelievably, the Fashion Nova bodysuit has sold out
Guys, I searched high and low on the Fashion Nova website to find a link to the actual bodysuit pictured but I fear we’re too late, first released in September of last year, it has likely (and worryingly) sold out. WHO IS WEARING THIS? Not all is lost though folks, the good news is, there are PLENTY of other *cough* sky high, flap grazing options to choose from. Check out this gorgeous What’s Your Sign One Shoulder Bodysuit.
Let’s not forget the rolled roast rendition of 2021
Bras N Things delighted us with their Hollywood Glam lingerie set of 2021? At the time we said, holy boob and crotch macrame Batman. Because nothing says Hollywood glamour like sexy lingerie that makes you look like a rolled roast, whacking a heart on your well-shaped fupa, thrusting your furry koala ears forward and cutting your bulging breasts into scalloped quarters. Aaahhhh memories of 2021, good times.
…. And the fanny flossing itsy bitsy bikini
And of course, there was also this mums response to THAT Beginning Boutique itsy bitsy bikini outfit which honestly did get everyone in an absolute (fanny) flap. Literally. You’re guaranteed a good laugh going back to read that one!
All in all, it’s a very wide pass from me. Mostly because I don’t care to be parting my labia with a side or centre part. But that’s just me, you do you boo! What say you?
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