You can’t judge a book by its cover but you CAN judge a man’s penis size by his nose. Well, according to Dr. Anthony Youn you can! The Doctor is going viral on TikTok after sharing scientific proof that there is, indeed a connection between nose size and dong size.
The bigger the conk, the bigger the, co©k, apparently.
Doctor nose best
Doctor Anthony is a plastic surgeon from the US so he’s seen his fair share of schnozzles in his day. While many people head under the knife to reduce the size of their nose, the doc suggests that it’s people with smaller facial features who might be feeling ‘self-conscious’.
@tonyyounmdThe surprising connection between your nose and your junk! ##medicalfacts ##medicalfact ##notcap♬ Tea Time – Steve Mushrush & Klaus-Lothar Dietrich & Rolf Kersting
Doctor Anthony cites a study, published in Basic and Clinical Andrology, that found those with larger noses have an average penile length of 5.3 inches (13.5 cm), whilst people with shorter noses will sit at around 4.1 inches (10.4 cm).
Which brings us to our next question? What’s the average penile size these days? I mean, I know EVERY single male suggests he’s packing a 7-inch trouser snake but clearly that’s not the case.
According to a study published by the British Journal of Urology International in 2015, the average penis size in Australia is 5.24 inches (13.28cm).
Guys, that’s a fair ways off 7 inches. #JustSaying
The finger theory
Of course, this isn’t the only penis measurement theory. I’ve heard you can tell a man’s member size by his feet but there’s no evidence on this one. There is, however, evidence to suggest that you can accurately measure a man’s ding-a-ling by checking the size of his index finger.
According to another Tiktoking Doctor – Dr Karan Rajan,
A shorter index finger compared to ring finger correlates to a bigger snozwaggler,” he explained in a TikTok video.
This is known as the second to fourth digit ratio, calculated by dividing the length of the index finger by the length of the ring finger.
The smaller the index finger, the lower the 2D 4D ratio.”
Well, there you go. You learn something new every day.
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