There’s a new book in the hilarious “fuck” series and if the title is anything to go by, it’s sure to be a goody. Especially if you happen to have two tiny terrors toddling around the house.
That’s right guys and gals, Adam Mansbach’s brand new F*ck, Now There are Two of You book has hit the shelves.
Mansbach is the funny man behind the epic lullaby Go the F*ck to Sleep and the equally relatable You Have to F*cking Eat. Indeed, his third parenting tale – F*ck, Now There are Two of You – promises to be just as awesome.
Touching on the topic of trying to raise an infant and a toddler, Mansbach shares his honest insights perfectly through cheeky text and cute illustrations. It’s raw, it’s relatable and it’s funny AF.
If you happen to know the struggles of kid wrangling x 2, then this book is certainly for you. Of course, you will need to have a good sense of humour and a love for swear words to really appreciate it. But, if you do, then add F*ck, Now There are Two of You to your reading list. It’s available through major online book stores for $15.35.
What’s more, if you love a good ol’ fashioned story featuring plenty of F-bombs, then you will also love these other classic ‘children’s stories,’ which are definitely made for adults.
Go the F*ck to Sleep
If you didn’t catch this funny tale the first time it hit shelves (back in 2011), then make sure you pick it up now. It’s a great bedtime story choice. Well, for us adults at least!
Nobody Likes a Cockblock
Nobody Likes a C*ckblock is crass, dirty and altogether a real laugh. And really, it’s funny because it’s true. This book’s 32-pages of inappropriate prose will leave you laughing about your sad, post-kids sex life. In keeping with the ‘innocence’ (and I use that term very, very loosely) the story is illustrated with woodland creatures. Because, why not?
OMG That’s Not My Husband
He’s actually doing something helpful…
As mums, we’ve probably all read those Usborne “That’s Not My …” books something like a zillion times. Well, this book is similar to those… but so much better. Instead of the typical ‘, That’s Not My…’ book, Edwards OMG! That’s Not My Husband is all about the woes of living with a husband who won’t pull his weight. There’s also the equally-cheeky OMG That’s Not My Child.… to laugh over.
Little Miss Busy Surviving Motherhood
“Little Miss Busy hadn’t always been so busy. She used to enjoy lazy weekends and leisurely lie-ins… But then she had kids.”
Beloved children’s author Roger Hargreaves brings his classic illustrations and hilariously dry humour to new heights with his cheeky adults-only books about parenting, relationships, and work pressures.
In addition to Little Miss Busy Surviving Motherhood, there are also tales about Little Miss Shy and her online dating adventures, Mr Greedy and his fad dieting and Mr Happy and his office party adventure.
If Animals Could Talk
This hilariously-inappropriate book seems like a beautiful picture book for kids who love animals. But look again… because these animals are anything but innocent. Oh no, these talking animals are potty-mouthed, vagina-bashing, drug addicts. No jokes.
The Pigeon Wants to Pee without Someone Annoying Her
Okay, so we made this series up but we reckon it’s gold! And we’re sure The Pigeon creator, Mo Willems, would agree. We’ve got a whole slew of titles to consider – Don’t Let the Pigeon Drink a Whole Bottle of Wine, The Pigeon Needs a Vodka and The Pigeon Needs a New Set of Boobs to name a few.
Come on, let’s make this happen! 
While we’re on the subject of grown-up fun, check out this hilariously inappropriate card game that all parents need to play.
