EPIC FAIL! This Frozen 2 Secret Diary from Kmart Certainly Set Tongues Wagging

Elsa and Anna are full of mystery and sisterly secrets. But no one can prepare you for the x-rated secrets about to be revealed in their Frozen 2 Secret Diary Make Over Set.

I’m dying with laughter at this – anyone else??

Massive Kmart diary fail! 

Queensland mum Toni Alamos bought the Frozen 2 secret diary set from Kmart with the plan to give it to her daughter for an upcoming birthday. But as she opened the first page she noticed something a bit odd. Instead of a booklet of stickers, activities and “scented glitter pens”, she discovered what appears to be a dirty version of Cluedo.

kmart frozen 2 diary

There’s a list of sex positions, sex toys, and locations. We’re talking vibrators, anal beads, furry plugs, even a double dong.

Oh dear. Anna and Kristoff, what have you been up to???

Doggie style with the anal beads in the hotel lobby 

Toni shared her find on Facebook including a video of her opening the booklet with her husband reading out “anal beads” and laughing in the background.

Because, let’s face it, it’s funny as! Inappropriate, yes. But so funny!

Anyone who got the Elsa 'Frozen 2 secret Diary' Just be careful !!!!!!!!! Honestly can't believe it !!!

Posted by Toni Alamos on Sunday, April 19, 2020

Kmart extremely embarrassed

Since the big reveal, Kmart has pulled the booklet off its shelves and admitted they are absolutely mortified by the error.

“Our customers are at the heart of everything we do here at Kmart and our teams are committed to delivering great quality products at everyday low prices everyone can enjoy,” a company spokesperson told

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Kmart has since pulled the x-rated secret diary off the shelves

“That’s why we are so very sorry – and extremely embarrassed – to hear about a customer’s recent experience with our Frozen 2 Dairy Make Over Set. This does not in any way reflect our views as a family business and we are investigating this situation as a priority with our supplier. We do hope this is an isolated incident, but have decided to withdraw this item from sale just to be sure.”

I don’t know about you, but this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day. And, doesn’t it make you curious as to the game the page actually came from? Is there a sexed-up Cluedo out there that I don’t know about??

Looking for more funny fails? Check out this grandma’s hilarious attempt to buy her daughter a cute animal-booK or how about the time Kmart released a sex-education book that doesn’t hold ANYTHING back.

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Born and raised in Canada, Jenna now lives in Far North Queensland with her tribe. When the mum-of-three is not writing, you can find her floating in the pool, watching princess movies, frolicking on the beach, bouncing her baby to sleep or nagging her older kids to put on their pants.

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