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17 of the Most Inappropriate Book Titles to Grace the Book Shelves

If you’ve ever wanted a book on 50 different ways to eat cock or how to successfully play with your puss, we have great news for you! We’ve found them! And so much more inappropriate book title goodness.

Take a walk down the library of LOLs and pull out your favourite inappropriate book title. There are so many to choose from, but I think Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber is my top pick.

1. Hookers and Blow Save Christmas

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I’m sure they do! I mean, who doesn’t want a Christmas Day filled with paid sex and white powder? In case you’re wondering, Hookers and Blow appear to be snow-ploughing machinery in this book, but, seriously, what a name!

2. Still Stripping, after 25 Years

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Good ‘ol Eleanor looks pretty darned chuffed about her stripping feat too. And that sweater vest..

3. Games You Can Play With Your Pussy

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What makes this book especially amazing is the chess-playing cat on the front.

4. How to Raise your IQ By Eating Gifted Children

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Not even sure what this is meant to say?

5. The Best Dad is a Good Lover

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No Dr. Charlie. No that can’t be right.

6. Jimmy Beats His Cock

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Oh, Jimmy. Probs not a good thing to share with the world.

7. The Muffin Muncher

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Sadly, I loved this book as a kid. Won’t be passing it down to my kids though… I’m pretty sure they’ve actually republished this book under The Muffin Dragon.

8. My Big Book of Pretty Pussies

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Can we all collectively agree to calls them CATS from now on??

9. So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy

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Another one! Why didn’t anyone think, “So You’ve Got a Fat Cat” is probably a better option”?

10. Stop Beating Your Meat

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Smoke it instead.

11. 50 Ways to Eat Cock

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One way is enough, thanks.

12. Oozing for my Lord

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This is why people don’t trust religion, you guys!

13. Scouts in Bondage

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The much-anticipated sequel to Men in Tights.

14. The Day Amanda Came

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I’m sure this is meant to be an innocent book introducing kids to important sight words like “day” and “came”, but, we’re tarnished with evil thoughts only.

15. Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber

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Brenda, your beaver is out of control! Tame that thing!

16. Mommy Drinks Because You’re Bad

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Well, it’s not wrong.

17. The Missionary Position

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We’ll end our list of inappropriate book titles with the wise and wonderful Mother Teresa sharing her expertise on the missionary position. You go girl.

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Born and raised in Canada, Jenna now lives in Far North Queensland with her tribe. When the mum-of-three is not writing, you can find her floating in the pool, watching princess movies, frolicking on the beach, bouncing her baby to sleep or nagging her older kids to put on their pants.

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