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Girl, That’s Not a Pore Sucker – Woman’s Skin Care Treatment Lights up TikTok

Beauty influencers – they are a dime a dozen. Thanks to good ol’ Insta and TikTok, ANYONE can upload their beauty hacks, skin treatments, and makeup tricks to whoever wants to watch.

Some influencers are awesome; others not so much (Need proof? Check out this TikTok trend of using lube as a primer. Yeah. Nah.)

But then there is @SimplyHilary who is in a category all her own.

Good vibrations 

Simply Hilary didn’t set out to be a beauty influencer, but here she is, rocking the beauty world and paving the way for pulsating products that make your skin glow.

Recently she shared her amazing new beauty find on TikTok. It’s a pink pore sucker that sucks and massages and works wonders for your face. Hilary is lovin’ her new bright pink gadget and wants everyone on TikTok to know about it!

@simply.hillary What made me go viral? #poresucker #selfcare #tiktokmademebuyit #momlife #momsoftiktok #VansCheckerboardDay #BetterTogetherChallenge ♬ original sound – Hillary

Except… hold the phone. Hilary, maaaate… that’s not meant for your face!

That’s a big ol’ pulsating pink vibrator, girl.

Oh, Hilary…

Time to take that crown downtown and try again.

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Great for blood flow

Hilary reckons that her new skin gadget is great for “making your blood flow” and tells us, “You can even turn it on for more stimulation”.

Hilary. Stop. The cringe.

 

She seems so innocent and sincere and proud of her new find until commenters explain that she’s not using the device quite right.

“Girl it’s not for your face. Use it on your bean downstairs. Thank me later,” one viewer commented.

We’re not sure if Hilary is just taking the piss or not, but, hey, it’s always fun to watch someone use a vibrator on their face on camera. And we’re not the only ones who think so. Hilary’s facial faux pas has well over two million views.

To be fair, it does kind of look like a massager.

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Born and raised in Canada, Jenna now lives in Far North Queensland with her tribe. When the mum-of-three is not writing, you can find her floating in the pool, watching princess movies, frolicking on the beach, bouncing her baby to sleep or nagging her older kids to put on their pants.

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