Vabbing: The Unwanted TikTok Trend for Adults

Guys, we need to talk about vabbing. It’s this new thing where people basically wear their vaginal juices as perfume and, yes, I just wrote that.

Instead of giving your pulse points a quick spritz of your fav scent, you simply put your fingers into your pants and then dab your fanny fluid on your wrists, behind your ears, neck, etc.

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Vagina dabbing. I’m dead. And WAYYY too old for this shizz.

But, ladies, WHY?? WHY are we doing this now??

The whiff is meant to attract partners, hypnotised by your puswa pheromones currently stinking up your earlobes.

Very animal kingdomy. Not to be tried in the human world. But, yet, here we are. Walking around with beaver sap on our wrists, acting like this is a totally normal thing to do.

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Let’s talk about vabbing, shall we?

It’s actually not a new thing. The term vabbing goes back to 2018, in a podcast episode of the Secret Keepers Club, hosted by Carly Aquilino and Emma Willmann.

In a prior episode, the two discussed a friend who used his ball sweat as a cologne and it inspired a listener to try it out herself, and thus the two podcast hosts dubbed it as vabbing.

Urban Dictionary describes it as

Okay. Alright.

We’ve seen weirdo trends like this in the past. I mean, Gwenyth Paltrow made a candle out of your coochie juice. But this is not something people are actually doing though, is it?

Oh yes. It is. TikTokers from around the globe are sharing their positive puswa potion stories. Need proof – just check out #vabbing.

Many swear that their magical muffin mixture is attracting males (or females) and that they love going out on the town smelling like their dirty underwear. Possibly standing in line at Woolies with a spritz of cooch on their wrist.

Awesome, ladies. Just awesome.

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Attract a mate

Which brings me to my next question… this magical muff stuff, does it actually do what it’s meant to? Doctors say no. Your love juices won’t magically make a mate appear before you.

But it does seem to be giving women a bit of a confidence booster.

Sexologist Shan Boodram said, “There is no conclusive advice on the impact of vabbing. The fun is when it’s something that you do because you believe it will make you feel more confident.”

Heart of your sleeve. Vagina juices on your wrist… same same.

Vabbing today. Glitter tomorrow.

Of course, vagina trends would make their way to TikTok. After all, weirdo vag trends have been a thing for a while now. Check out a few previous stories we shared of creative ways women are using their vaginas for more than we ever bargained for.

A+ for creativity, though. A+

Vagina nails

Your nails say a lot about you. And thus, many women are letting their hands do the talking by attaching itty bitty vaginas to the ends of their fingers.

Glittery Coochie

Bombing your vagina with glitter. Yes, this is also a thing. Women insert these little pills into their vajayjay before intercourse to add a little bit of colourful confectionery to the whole sexual encounter.

Baby shower vag cakes

Impress your guests with a vagina baby shower cake, complete with bubs’ head coming out.

Now who’s hungry?

VB – and no, not Victoria Bitter.

This VB stands for Vagina Beer, a specially brewed beverage from two blokes in Holand who literally took women’s vagina juices and brewed them. Tap that.

Gwenyth and her GOOP vagina candle

Gwenyth made headlines a few years back when she started to sell a candle that smells like her vagina through GOOP. The candle is made with “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.”

Okay then.