Looking to improve your sleep, boost your energy level, enjoy better sex and experience a ‘hole’ new way to catch some rays?

Bend over ladies, cause this woman claims she’s found the secret to happiness – butthole suntanning. All it takes is 30 seconds of sunshine directly to your butthole. Where, ironically, the sun don’t shine.

Butthole suntanning – the ‘hole’ body tanning experience 

Yes, you guys, butthole suntanning is something people are doing now. Known as ‘perineum sunning’ or ‘butt sunbathing’ this peculiar practice involves stripping down, lying on your back and opening your legs so your fanny is exposed to the skies.

No. We’re not making this up. Case in point: Metaphysical Meagan and her butt sunbathing photo below.

Butthole suntanning
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Meagan is a Californian-based social media influencer who likes getting her gear off and indulging in the sun’s rays. But she prefers to get her daily dose of Vitamin D directly to the rear.

With her pose, which we like to call Upward Facing Uranus, she explains that butthole suntanning is actually “an ancient Taoists practise that’s been around for a while”.

She writes,

30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on! This is truly more energizing than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee & caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health”.

We have so many questions… 

First of all, isn’t the world already weird enough without the need to spread your legs and show off ya hoo-ha to the sun? Does the sun really need to see this?

According to Metaphysical Meagan, yes, yes it does.

But what happens if you burn it? Surely you aren’t meant to apply sunscreen before you bake your buttcrack, are you?

Metaphysical Meagan explains you should only be ass-up for 30 seconds. That’s plenty of time to expose yourself.

Okay, BUT WHY?? WHY would anyone want a toasty golden butthole?

Metaphysical Meagan has an answer for this one too. She explains the health benefits to “sunning my bum & yoni”

🌞Surges of energy almost immediately!
🌞Better Sleep
🌞Better connection to my Sexual energy & control of my Life Force⚡️
🌞So much Creativity flowing through my life!!🧡
🌞Attracting my desires & intentions with ease.
🌞Attracting soul tribe & people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me.”

She continues, “Perineum sunning is an ancient Taoist practice (SIC) that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perineum or Hui Yin is called the ‘Gate of Life and Death’. This is a gateway where energy enters and exits the body.”

Well, I don’t know about you, but I won’t be pointing my Hui Yin towards the sun anytime soon. Gateway or not, I’ve been through childbirth three times and that’s all the fire I need around my ring, thank you very much.

What to read next (if you dare)

Looking for even more weirdness to add to your day? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Have a look at some of our previous strange trends that actually make butthole suntanning look relatively normal. Okay, not quite.

It’s been a strange year, indeed.

Author

Born and raised in Canada, Jenna now lives in Far North Queensland with her tribe. When the mum-of-three is not writing, you can find her floating in the pool, watching princess movies, frolicking on the beach, bouncing her baby to sleep or nagging her older kids to put on their pants.

2 Comments

  1. Too much information !!!
    Too many times if the sun is hot – do they want skin cancer down there. I’d rather have a white butt.

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