Kourtney Kardashian Launches Vagina Gummies in the Most Kardashian Way Ever

There’s very little that the Kardashians do that shocks me anymore. Most of the time when they start a new relationship or have a surrogate child or free the nipple in public, I just keep scrolling.

But recently Kourtney Kardashian got my attention when she shared that she would be launching a new delicious gummy. Healthy. Fruity.

A sweet treat.

For. Yer. Vagina.

Affectionately known as Lemme Purr: Vaginal Health Gummies.

Excuse me, Kourt. Did you say vagina gummies? 

Yes, yes she did. The Lemme Purr is the newest product in her Lemme range. The gummy is designed to “support a healthy vaginal microbiome and healthy pH levels.”

Plus it’s meant to turn your vagina into a sweet treat and promote “freshness and taste”. 

Purrfectly cringy 

To really cement her cause, Kourt shared a promo video of her, lying on the floor surrounded by a bunch of, you guessed it, cats. We get it Kourt. Subtle.

Vagina gummies video launch
Source: Instagram

She’s also dressed in a pineapple-inspired ensemble, complete with a fur collar which most certainly looks like a yellow vagina.

I can’t. It’s just too much. Even for a Kardashian. Stop it right Meow.


Oh, and check out her vagina gummy speel.

Your 🐱 is going to love this…

Meet Lemme Purr: our new vaginal health gummy!

Vaginal health is such an important part of a woman’s overall well-being (and not talked about enough) which is why we are so excited to launch this! Give your vagina the sweet treat it deserves (and turn it into a sweet treat). You know what they say…you are what you eat 😜

We combined real pineapple and Vitamin C with the power of clinically-studied SNZ 1969™ probiotics to target vaginal health and pH levels that support freshness and taste.

✨Join the waitlist at the link in bio✨”

Internet reacts accordingly

When a Kardashian asks you to turn your vagina into a sweet treat, you know people are gonna bring their A-game to the comment section.

And they did not disappoint.

“Freshness and taste????? Like my vulva needs to be stored in a crisper drawer or something??? f**k right off with that.”

“You can’t magically make your vag taste or smell like candy and if you do, it’s definitely not good for your health.”

“I hope all of these cats got paid well.”

As expected, most commenters were completely horrified and outraged with many suggesting these were not only unnecessary but also unsafe.

Then there were the ‘stop judging our vaginas’ and ‘leave our vaginas alone’ comments, not to mention the comments about how Kourt is playing on women’s insecurities.

One commenter stated that she needed a gyno to tell her if these gummies were okay.

And the response:

You don’t need this. Sincerely, a gynecologist.”

Well, Kourt – the public has spoken. You can keep your vagina gummies and your flock of feral-looking cats We’re out.

What’s with the vagina products?

Sadly, this isn’t the first time vaginas have made their way into the product spotlight. Once upon a time, some weirdo decided he would make a vagina beer. And he did, using the “lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a unique woman.”

I know. I’m vomiting in my mouth too.

And don’t forget to add some ambiance with Gwenyth Paltrow’s vagina candle, which continues to be a success despite the fact that it smells like a vagina.

Then there’s that thing called vabbing.. which, well, we will let you find out what it is for yourself. Check it out here (if you dare).

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